Ivanka Trump is currently auctioning off a coffee date with her via the site Charity Buzz, the proceeds of which will go to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital via the Eric Trump Foundation, the Forward reports.
Interested? Hopefully you’ve been saving. The current high bid is $18,500, and with 11 days to go before it closes, expect the cost to rise much higher.
In fact, the auctioneers expect the date to be worth (big gulp) $50,000.
For all that money, you can expect 30 to 45 minutes of time with the future first daughter. You can’t bring anything for her to sign, but you can take a selfie with her, so you’ll have something to put on your wall afterward.
Plus, you can bring one friend, just be prepared for Ivanka to also bring her Secret Service entourage.
For comparison’s sake, Charity Buzz offers dinner with Terri Hatcher from “Desperate Housewives” (highest bid: $1,500) and lunch with John Travolta (highest bid: $6,750). If you’d like your farfalle served with a dash of infamy, lunch with former lobbyist Jack Abramoff is also available, (bid as of 12/11: $0).